Robert travaille dans l’usine de cornichons. Il est en charge de la trieuse de cornichons. Cela fait des ann\u00e9es qu’il fait cela consciencieusement, mais un jour, il rentre et dit \u00e0 sa femme \u00a0\u00bb je ne sais pas ce qui me prend, mais ce matin, j’ai \u00e9prouv\u00e9 une envie irr\u00e9sistible de mettre mon p\u00e9nis dans la d\u00e9coupeuse \u00e0 cornichons \u00ab\u00a0. Sa femme, inqui\u00e8te, lui dit de consulter un psychologue. Il refuse et dit \u00a0\u00bb mais non, je serai fort, je saurai r\u00e9sister\u00a0\u00bb. Le temps passe …. Robert r\u00e9siste. Cependant, un soir, il rentre et dit \u00e0 sa femme \u00a0\u00bb j’ai craqu\u00e9….\u00a0 j’ai mis mon p\u00e9nis dans la d\u00e9coupeuse \u00e0 cornichons\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n
Sa femme sursaute :\u00a0 \u00a0\u00bb mais c’est affreux !! que s’est il pass\u00e9 ??\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n
Robert : \u00a0\u00bb ben, j’ai \u00e9t\u00e9 vir\u00e9 de l’usine\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n
Sa femme : \u00a0\u00bb mais on s’en fiche de cela !! je te parle de la d\u00e9coupeuse !! qu’est ce qui s’est pass\u00e9 ???\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n
Robert : \u00a0\u00bb\u00a0 oh !! elle aussi, elle a \u00e9t\u00e9 vir\u00e9e\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Robert travaille dans l’usine de cornichons. Il est en charge de la trieuse de cornichons. Cela fait des ann\u00e9es qu’il fait cela consciencieusement, mais un jour, il rentre et dit \u00e0 sa femme \u00a0\u00bb je ne sais pas ce qui et plus … si \u00e7a vous int\u00e9resse<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sorties"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2877\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moto-evasion.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}